The Lalakuza
The Lalakuza is a criminal enterprise comprised of Lalafell who engage in "illegal" activity. Our organization strives to provide a unique, fair, and enjoyable gambling experience for talls and smalls alike. The Lalakuza has a long, storied history of gamba and degeneracy within Primal, and we invite you to join our growing community.
Venues
Hours of Operation
Friday: 12 midnight CST til ??
Saturday: 12 midnight CST til ??
Taste of Oni Steakhouse
Hype - Mist: W23 P20
Local hibachi favorite and legal business front for the Lalakuza, this restaurant provides a source of legal income as well as a means to launder ill-gotten gains. While patrons upstairs are being entertained by fire and onion volcanoes, the real business is taking place in the basement.
Abandoned Garage
Hype - Mist: W23 Topmast 57
Once a prominent service garage, taking care of the local auto needs, this abandoned building of brick and mortar now facilitates other, less legal, needs. It is said that on some nights, you can see flickering of light and small shadows moving about, but the truth behind these rumors remains uncertain as those who investigate rarely return in a condition capable of speaking of the things they witnessed.
Kuza Springs Bathhouse
Hype - Mist: W25 P60
Traditional bathhouses are not very welcoming to those who are considered to be outliers of society. This bathhouse, ran by the notorious Lalakuza, opens all of its amenities to the loyal degens who partake in the services provided by the Lalakuza.
Office of the Oyabun
Hype - Lav: W22 P19
The official office for the Oyabun of the Lalakuza. Behind these walls, all money from gamba is counted, treasures stored, and business deals made. Within these walls lie darker secrets, and those who do not pay back the debts they owe are quick to become a part of these secrets.
